Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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