Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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