so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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