you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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