Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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