I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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