As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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