Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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