Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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