Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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