Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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