I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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