Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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