It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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