I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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