dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Boobs speak an international language.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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