I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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