I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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