Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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