Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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