Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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