dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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