yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
My breasts were aching with rage.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I would ride that face into the sunset
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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