I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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