yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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