Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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