Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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