yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
where are my eyebrows?
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