Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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