why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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