your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
you had me at cake vodka
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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