hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i barfeds in our rink
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
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New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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