We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
How does one acquire holy water?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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