Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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