i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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