Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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