Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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