I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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