Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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