there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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