if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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