Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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