Christians are straight up FREAKS
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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