we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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