I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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