I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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