Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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