Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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