Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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I just sucked dick on a ferry
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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