Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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